"Dear Santa Flaws, my chestnuts are roasting on an open fire for your big day. Please get me this flying car as seen above and put it under my fake DOLLAR STORE tree. I promise to obey all of the floatable air stop signs and not pop wheelies during rush hour- I actually don't even think this thing can do that. But, I won't put smoke bombs in the exhaust pipe. That, I will give you my word on. Pretty please...get me this Flying Smart Car, with goofy elves on top :( btw , I was a good wonderful boy this year. Here'z a polaroid for you and Rudolph to hang on your fridge. I hope you have a magnet for it that works. Love, me."
bye.