Monday, June 30, 2014
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Monday, June 16, 2014
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Friday, June 13, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
-Michael Haneke on Jane Public
Land art film exhibited inspired by the works of Nancy Holt
*** very special thanks to Montserrat V. for photo+video documentation/event coverage.
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Monday, June 9, 2014
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Practicing the power of mind over matter control gives severe headaches. So does improvisational real-life acting merit a nice big bottle of Bayer aspirin? Jane wondered/s.
Calm. Telekinesis. They work well together every time. bye.
For those folks without any formal live performance training in Acting(i.e. the core essence of The Human Experience 101), life can be a real bitch.
So the 'sloth' JUMP CUT edit as a structural device employing a total disregard for the 30 degree rule is the closest thing Jane, as a life editor, has ever gotten at making any of life's disappointing acts spontaneously disappear or combust .. .
Ouch.The horror! Like Carrie said to her Prom dress, "Look out for the pig's blood baby, cuz in my mind- life is just one big scary mess. You got any more aspirin Ma'...after you stop prayin' for me in the closet? really Ma' ya shoulda just taken up editing instead of sewing. You'd be far less nutso."
New study concludes that people do not prepare as well for female named hurricanes than male named storms!
"Our model suggests that changing a severe hurricane's name from CHARLIE to JANE could nearly triple its death toll."
PROCEEDINGS OF THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES
Monday, June 2, 2014
Ann B. Davis (The Brady Bunch's maid) died at 88. And so did Washington State's prior established minimum wage, which has now been increased to $15 an hour. 'Way to go Washington State and bye broke Alice,' sang Jane. "Here's a story. Of a girl named Brady. Who was broke as hell with children of her own. And then..."
'I think I just found a dinosaur egg in New Yawk City...Yowsa,' Jane thought. And then it ate it? It chewed it. And then it swallowed it. And Bye (why bye? cuz this all sounds crazy as hell. Almost as crazy as a film about a bloodline traced back to the S.S.)...