Big Brother is watching us.. .

...so make sure you always look good when you leave the house, please.  bye. 

Example- This model should have truthfully worn heels that day.
bye.

Think Tank Sessions / NYC Cinema Underground

  

 

                            

                 

In honor of NYU's Moving Image Archiving and Preservation (MIAP) program come important committee efforts towards the preservation of Super8+16mm film as a Fine Art format.

                            

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Walmart did not allow a refund for his swimming trunks:(

   

So he now shops at Sears.  bye.

One Fine Mess

p.s. Jane thinks that Ukrainians need to organize productive peer group workshops and not toga parties.

 

Putin could benefit from an acting class. Actually Eastern Europe could benefit from him taking the class more than he would. It has worked well for Kerry. Botox was an elective for the course that he enrolled himself in, never a prerequisite. 
bye.

Shopping on Planet Pluto?

Claire's has the greatest frame selection on planet Earth. But there is no selection on planet Pluto. Wow. Really. Why? Well, Cuz Pluto is not a planet anymore. Really? Yeah. Duh. But it spins around the orbit like an eyeglass stand. Wow(i.e. wowzer). and Damn(of course, Jane should have passed that 7th grade science class now that he has absolute confirmation that Pluto was correctly identified as an inanimate object with serious boundary issues).

Things that make you go hmmmmmm. Like a tourist-trap t-shirt? Yeah. Like that.  I almost forgot bout that. 'Never forget.' To save. A buck $.  bye ( buy only when a sale hits).

$$$ MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. moron.idiot.cheap baboon.TGIF brutha.

An Ian Interview without Shia in it - Thank Gawd

http://theindiespiritualist.com/2012/05/08/mackaye/


P.S.  Lars Von Trier's new film post Cannes released by Magnolia today on VOD !  Bye(meaning rent IT)...

VIDEO.ON.DEMAND LINK:   http://www.magpictures.com/nymphomaniac/ondemand.shtml

Dear Lars, regarding the incident at Cannes. I told you so. They could not kill you, they only made you stronger. Congrats comrade. bye.

The need for 'The Butler,' Oscar nod or NOT

A need for elaborate garnished menus. A need for decorative paper plates. A need for racy food shopping. A need to cut in line while food shopping. Mental Note: The chicken legs do look good, so congrats with that chef Jane (but next time don't start eating the bread from the middle. Start from the sides, dummy. You can save time that way. Haste makes waste. And waste is s(intentional typo) a sin. 

And BTW jane that photo above looks staged. Staged for the real dummies out there. Like this blog- staged (And Oscar worthy).

Bye(sic) the way:

What To Do:

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
    
2. Place drumsticks on 2 rimmed baking sheets and season with salt and pepper; bake 30 minutes.
    
3. Meanwhile, in a medium microwaveable bowl, combine honey, garlic, and hot pepper sauce; microwave 30 seconds and mix well. Remove drumsticks from oven and carefully brush with sauce (sauce may be hot).
    
4. Bake 20 to 25 additional minutes, or until no pink remains and juices run clear.
5. bye and don't burn yo self, thinks Jane.
6. Time to watch, "DELIVERANCE" on dvd. Indigestion is included in the DVD Xtras.

L.A. / N.Y. Screenings

crappy iphone clip of L.A. screening of 'MISSING GREEN'+'Homewrecka'

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p.s. BTW this doc film was good...bye...

Who's Who ?

"Ashes to ashes."

"Dust to dust."



Hear a Ding,Dong.






Jane was an altar boy. But hard daily work left no rest for the wicked.















"Have you received your ashes today?" asked Baker.

"No. Not yet. But I'm (fore) headed there. No pun intended. You said ash, not hash right? Meanin' not #hashtag. Right? Aww, Just forget it."

#tired  #ruthless #jaded #deliberate #humored #lonely #sweetheart #scum

It was like someone had placed a conveyor belt in church. 

-"We look all like the Who People from Dr. Seuss," mumbled the homeless guy dressed up in a Lorax outfit.

"There is a need, a serious serious need, for prayer and blessings these days," said the priest.

Jane grunted, while trying to act like Sean Penn peddling a row boat on this long line while sucking on some Walmart canned crawfish.

WTF. (that was the general feeling in there now).

The jury (i.e. choir) howled. The jury (i.e. hypocrites) deliberated. The jury (i.e. look in the mirror idiot) owned their call for justice.

"Off with his head!"

And off it went. That head. Rolling around the floor. Laughing. Chuckling to itself. The head lived for awhile, staring. Only to be easily screwed back into its place again. 

"Justice is a beeyotch. And THEN it dies.  Thank God."  

"Amen," belched the Lorax. .."I hear dat. Amen."


bye.

Look Art Gallery studio reunion

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Oscar Night !! !

A nominees "selfie!"  bye.

    

working 24-7. .. bye.

Thank you Val Enders for yesterday's heartfelt contribution and your kind words.

sincerely, J

'If it looks like a notebook and smells like a notebook then I guess this thing's a notebook. Bye.'

Once Upon a Time . ..

INTERESTING HISTORY included in these links regarding a very special and surreal location used various times in Jane Public films (shooting with natural light: Exteriors and Interiors). This location now does not exist anymore (surprise, surprised?):

http://highpoint80.tripod.com/

(SAMPLE OF JANE'S HOSPITAL FILM FOOTAGE-printed/edited)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/elevendreams/sets/72157606059891434/with/2651653306/

"bye, bye hospital," thought Jane. 

And Jane was happy that this place now exists forever in Janey's experimental film lala land and living happily ever after. And without any more staff-induced Thorazine shuffles, K2 and/or 4-point restraints (i.e. the comfy cots).

http://www.chinon.co.jp/bellami/

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