Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Rest in peace mr shovel. And thanks for the memories...even though I've only seen you this once and actually have no memories of you, at all. Looks like life has been lil' rough on ya tho. Farewell. 'Get over it.' You got it easy now. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. bye.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Popcorn as a side dish for the heck of it, and perhaps to have grains to suck into the crevices of my teeth. sumthin' to 'suck up to.' bye."We know that self-objectification leads to a lot of terrible things, like depression and eating disorders," she added.
An 8 ft tall Sasquatch was spotted running into highway traffic in the Bronx during this 2015 blizzard !!! Anthropologists and city biologists are negotiating with locals as attempts to safely capture the creature are underway. The creature was last seen head diving into a local Bronx bodega and sliding down Gun Hill road. Street gangs 'Bloods' and 'Crips' have agreed not to shoot the beast, but rumor is that both gangs are highly anticipating recruiting the beast. Bronx residents have been ordered by the Mayor of New York to not open up apartment doors to anybody or anything taller than 4 feet. All Fed Ex and UPS delivery agencies have been ordered to not approach private homes and to not approach any hairy ambulatory moving objects so most workers called in-sick today. Be safe! Bigfoot lives. bye.