Saturday, December 20, 2014

Poop On a Pole (northbound)

Dearest Jane , what are you doing this weekend ?

- slumming it. 

Oh. Bye. ( and btw Santa Claus ain't real! )

- so you're now saying that it's not bad enough that I'm a sucker for this shit... Now I gotta buy the book for myself !  I had that shit on my Santa list!!!! Screw The North Pole!!!! Bye!

Jane says the billboard needs screaming.

Christian Bale. Ya just gotta love tgis(sic) weirdo. Exodus? Lord. I hope he screamed at the techie 'lighting' guy making this movie too. Lol. 'Hey Yo, Christian, your new movie billboard is lookin' a lil muddy there. Kinda Grey. Like the colors are mute. Lighting sucks dude. C'mon. Do sumthin bout it !!!'  Bye. 

umm, Christmas shopping…duh… GO! bye.



Friday, December 19, 2014


Portland Oregon Test Screening: MICROCINEMA 2015.

2014 Artists Rights Society (ARS).
Any unauthorized commercial use of materials is strictly prohibited.
Copyright © 2014.


What Mood Are You In ?


Pontifical Council Top 45 Films of All Time

The Pontifical Council for Social Communications observed cinema by singling out 45 movies from the U.S., Europe, Asia, that were found to possess special artistic or religious merit. As a guide to the Vatican's tastes , the list is pretty striking for which films made the cut, and which did not.

La Passion 1904
Intolerance 1916
Nosferatu. 1922
Metropolis. 1927
Rapoleon. 1927
The Passion of Joan Of Arc 1928
Little Women. 1933
Modern Times. 1936
Grand Illusion 1937
Stagecoach 1939
The Wizard of Oz 1939
Fantasia 1940
Citizen Kane 1941
Open City 1945
It's a Wonderful Life 1946
Monsieur Vincent 1947
The Bicycle Thief 1948
Flowers of St Francis 1950
The Lavender Hill Mob 1951
La Strada 1954
On the Waterfront 1954
Ordet 1955
The Burmese Harp 1956
The Seventh Seal 1957
Wild Strawberries 1957
Ben-Hur 1959
Nazarin 1959
8 1/2    1963
The Leopard 1963
The Gospel According to St. Matthew 1964
A Man for all Seasons 1966
Andrei Rublev 1966
2001:A Space Odyssey
Dursu Uzala 1975
The Tree of Wooden Clogs 1978
Chariots of Fire 1981
Ghandi 1982
The Sacrifice 1986
The Mission 1986
Therese 1986
Babette's Feast 1987
Au Revoir Les Enfants 1987
Francesco 1988
Dékalog 1988
Schindlers List 1993
Nice People 2011
Class of 1984  1982

Thanks Mr. Pope. Cuz I was an altar boy. Bye. 

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The CARpenters


Yoani on the Cuban embargo lift

bye- tyranny.

IckleMe, PickleMe, TickleMe Too.

Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too
Went for a ride in a flying shoe. 
'What fun!'
'It's time we flew!'
Said Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too.

Ickle was captain, and Pickle was crew
And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew
As higher
And higher
And higher Jane flew,
Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too. 

Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too,
Over the sun and beyond the blue. 
'Hold on!'
'stay in!'
'I hope we do!'
Cried Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too.

Ickle me, pickle me, tickle Jane too
Never returned to the Jane world they knew,
And nobody 
Knows what's
happened to
Dear Ickle me, Pickle me, Tickle Jane too. 

The Hustle and the Bustle

The End of Free Speech in Hollywood !!!

'Burn Hollywood,Burn,'said/sang Chuck D and Flavor Flav a few decades ago…dedicating this to KimWON...


Communication 101.


Chipping away at the Stone(s)

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Cinder block trailer park mutt dog dreams. 
whatever the hell that means. wtf. bye.

Holy Spicy Guacamole !

Alan Gross and The Cuban 5 released ?!

What's mightier than the bed bug?

Q- What spreads faster than BedBugs?




  1. used to express strong distaste or disgust.

Bikers, Sons and Codes of Silence(ers)

Dealt with a Bronx biker/locksmith today who had a pair of authentic 'Sons of Anarchy' rings on. Only 50 pairs were custom made and given to the tv show. I asked where he got his pair- No answer. Deep respect for all degrees of Omerta. Bye




Coffee coasters crack. 
And sometimes can look better that way. 

And with all of its great power, the coffee remains devoted. and hot. 

bye. ..


Salmon has hidden bones in it. 
Sometimes (spit).  
They lie when they say that it doesn't. 


Tuesday, December 16, 2014

MovieNite aka Night, but not in French Bread.

A jane-must-see. why? Cuz jane love me/it some Marion C. With or without a baguette? Ahhh. Too many questions. Just watch the stupid movie, enjoy the subtitles and shut up already. Over thinkin' everything. And it's a weekday for Gawds sake, jane. You sooo craaaazy.