Friday, January 31, 2014

Watching a (not)new political campaign documentary titled, 'MITT.'
A cross between an imagined Hi-Def reality show based on the television sitcom 'The Brady Bunch' meets a hi-end ski clothing store commercial promo ad gone 2-hours long. 

Jane Double-Jeopardy Film Synopsis :

1)  It feels awful cold in this house. Brr.  
2)  Nice clothes guys. I want 'em. But too broke to splurge (thought Jane). Your outdoor family winter jacket's are to die for.

Oh Dammit Mitt.  Bye.

a greater source of information:

Photojournalism + Documentary Cinema Summit 2014


director Albert Maysles

John Denver post airplane accident
Photojournalist Memorial

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“Anonymous,” is a work in project.

P.S.  Did anyone know that 23% of the U.S. population is functionally illiterate? 
Probably not. Because U probably didn't read the stats. BYE.

P.s.s. An accompanied reading recommendation regarding the healthy vs. the unhealthy:

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

"Paul Ryan's iphone just died on him, Pat."

Someone (we will call this someone- MERYL) ended up in some hospital room with no Family, Friends or Get Well Soon cards is suing an area hospital and MERYL'S (i.e. the someone) anesthesiologist for allegedly putting a mustache and a few bumper stickers on MERYL'S face during a life-depending surgery as part of a prank that MERYL claims violated MERYL'S dignity and endangered MERYL'S feelings.

The unidentified MERYL, who worked as a moonlighting G.I.(government issued), avant-garde filmmaker and  low-down degenerate, near that hospital said hospital workers affixed a fake mustache above MERYL'S lip and yellow tear drops below MERYL'S left eye before a nurse snapped a photo with an out-dated iPHONE of a ton of politically charged bumper stickers from the 1970's across the hoodwinked idiot savant, according to MERYL'S lawsuit.

"This happened only hours before the Presidential State of the Union Address and smells awful fishy to me. Like bad fish," stated a youthful and angry looking pedestrian named Paul Ryan.
"Perhaps the most vulnerable position any human being will ever endure in their life is a time when they are placed under full anesthesia and forced to succumb and bow down to any damn online UN-AFFORDABLE CARE ACTS," Ryan muttered. "Life just doesn't work that way. Nuthin's that easy."

"I got nothing from nobody in that hospital!" reads the lawsuit, which claims the bumper stickers victim was fully anesthetized rather than sedated "for the sole purpose of humiliating and embarrassing the patient," claimed MERYL.


"Sad. Horrible. True. And rumors of a nurse station being bugged remain under deep scrutiny."
-My God.
MERYL filed a lawsuit with a cover page titled, "The Laissez-Faire Meryl Lynching Scare" against the Dr. of the Memorial Medical Center in County Superior court.
A jailhouse lawyer for MERYL has not returned request for comment.

-My God.
The Memorial Medical Hospital acknowledged the mustache and bumper sticker photo incident in a statement to ABC News, saying the prank was "intended to be humorous in nature." And although the anesthesiologist and the nurse "demonstrated poor judgment," the hospital maintains that most of MERYLS allegations are "factually inaccurate, grossly exaggerated or fabricated. Duh."
"This scandal is complete and utter bullshit," an undocumented illegal alien and part-time janitor uttered. "Pardon my heavy accent but I get paid under the table dude, and I have never heard of any person named Pat around this place. Is that name even from this country? It ain't a name I've ever heard in my country, that's for sure. But don't tell anyone that shit. Keep a lid on it."

                         BUMPER STICKER EXHIBIT #3
-My God.
"While the breach of professionalism outlined above regrettably did occur, Memorial Medical Center is vigorously defending this lawsuit and requesting its dismissal," the statement reads, stressing that anesthesiologist and the patient were "friendly" and "had a good working relationship and even talked about dogs that they liked before the surgery took place."
"Stop wasting our time with this non-sense. Tort reform anyone? TORT!!!! HELLLO!!!"
MERYL claims in the lawsuit that MERYL was unable to return to work because of "mental anguish" and "emotional and physical distress" prompted by the prank and lack of "compassion."
Beyond the "intentional infliction of emotional distress," MERYL's accusing the hospital of defamation, invasion of privacy, negligence and civil bumper sticker conspiracy as well as battery for forcibly "placing obscene images on a face" and positioning a neck "so that they could keep MERYL'S mouth open in order to make a crude sexual joke."

-MY GOD.  I'm (JANE's) BACK.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Movie nite.

It's a classic.  It's an amazing.  But before your bye, please explain why?
So rare that a sequel surpasses the original but in this case that IS (was) the case. This sequel to the 1975 original film, "THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN" is about the real life story of skier Jill Kinmont who was paralyzed in a skiing accident, and is an ultra rare film & love story. Marilyn Hassett continues in her role as Jill and Timothy Bottoms appears as her love interest. The theme song "It's Time To Say I Love You" performed by Merrily Webber, is one of the best film songs to not be recognized for an award nomination. The real Jill Kinmont (On whose life this film is based) passed away 2/9/2012, may she rest in peace. Jill appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine on the same week that her skiing accident occurred!  

Jane (i.e. moi) is frying up some popcorn now. A stir fry bye ?

good -bye.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014


Clairvoyant Jane Public Thinking Blog Reference (simply scroll down): 

DATED- December 21st 2013 
Blog Title: "Selling your umbrella to the devil."

I have been telling many around me the absolute truth about what I had learned years ago by professors and scholars regarding the grand hypocrisy, bigotry, sexism and anti-semitism of Mr.Walt Disney. Thank you for setting the record straight...and you did it with real class sweetheart...

p.s.  Screw Mickey Mouse. Tom and Jerry have always been our true American heroes. bye.

p.s.s. If I capitalized on my clairvoyance to make a quick(i.e. quickie) $$$ buck by becoming a kiosk palm reader Mickey (i.e. Mouse), I'd tell you (meaning the one and only Mickey F'n Mouse) that I was all outta body oils to get the rough job done on you. "Scram. You Rat."

p.s.s.s. "Jane, you devil you. When will they ever learn."

p.s.s.s.s. "Potentially when Hell freezes over. Global warming is a beeyotch. And it's colder than a muthafu$^a outside."

p.s.s.s.s.s.  "LOL" ,  reacted Meryl. "Annette Funicello was an adorable lil' hothead. If there was anything good that came out of Walt Disney, it was Funicello. Don't you agree? Honestly, I don't care whether you agree with me or not  because  the proof is in the pudding..."

(  "Y"?  Because Jane likes you.  )

A fear of foggy shower bathroom mirrors and of the rigidity of a public collective unconscious

A newly discovered Alfred Hitchock film about the Third Reich Holocaust, and documentary (hmmmm, really?!), is reportedly due to be released later this year 2014. General Eisenhower made Germans over the age of 10 who lived in the vicinity of the camps there walk through the camps during the month or so after they were liberated, which is horrifying if you think about it. He also made US troops do this too, saying that "if US soldiers didn't know what they were fighting for, this would surely show what they were fighting against." This was time-limited since leaving the corpses uncovered posed a health risk. Similarly, once he had movies, he ordered German civilians across the country into screenings of footage made by troops, reportedly mostly provoking resentment. You can read more about this in Valerie Hartouni's "Visualizing Atrocity: Arendt, Evil and the Optics of Thoughtlessness." Some of the footage produced during the camps' liberation by Allied troops was used at the Nuremberg trials because there was a fear that survivor testimony would be dismissed as "biased" & "exaggeration" but photos had a better chance of being accepted as "true" (the opposite of the prosecution strategy for Eichmann's trial). Of course one wants to see what Hitchcock made of this project for many reasons.


p.s. working(i.e. editing) and inspired by the masters. Thank you Alfred. I will take caution in the shower tonight too. But the local diner's public restroom was an absolute gross mess. Barf. bye.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

The calm after the storm.

 And a snow day means a movie day. And "RECKLESS" is a true Jane Public tear-jerker classic (and did you know that in real life Daryl Hannah is autistic and Aidan Quinn now has a beer gut!?)...

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1 cup of stolen popped popcorn (or one 3-oz. bag plain microwave popcorn, popped moron)
3 Tbsp. butter
2 Tbsp. Sriracha (look that up if you are clueless)
1 tsp sesame oil
1 Tbsp. sesame seeds
1 Tbsp. finely grated lime zest
Salt to taste .  Duh. And DO it for Oscar night too. burp.

AND in case you want to eat some OATES up instead stop staring at your feet and clik(typo) here below for a recipe instead...

Friday, January 3, 2014

Support Katie.

On Dec, 20th 2013, Katie Schlinger became a fighting survivor of carjacking, kidnapping, sexual battery, and many severe injuries. During this attack, Katie suffered multiple broken bones in her neck and had to undergo two spinal surgeries during Christmas. She was also brutally beaten and is suffering from severe nerve damage on the right side of her body. She will need inpatient rehab for basic motors skills and to learn how to walk again. Katie does not have any medical insurance and is facing a lot of obstacles to recover. 

Please help Katie make a complete recovery so that she can achieve her dreams of dedicating her life to one day helping other survivors.

Pre-production meeting - "A Bromley Contingent" 2015 release date.

Technical discussions regarding potential disasters.
Scheduling the mayhem.
Script's final discussion / revision stage with Tom Jarmusch.
Parisian/UK funding and legal machine on two legs.
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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

r.i.p. O'Connor


p.s. Capital punishment towards women in the U.S. (Georgia) live performance & film project 2014 is now grounded and electric (no pun intended?)...

project promo links :