I CANNOT GET BERNIE SANDER'S MOUTH, AND UNPRECEDENTED BROOKLYN ACCENT, OUT OF MY FREAKING HEAD AND I AM TRYING EVERYTHING TO DO IT - BLASTING MY RADIO, BLASTING MY TV SET AND ASKING MY NEIGHBORS TO DO THE SAME - LETTING MY KITCHEN SINK RUN AT FULL BLAST ! !!! ISN'T HE A HIPPIE!!!??? WHAT S WITH THE GOODFELLAS ACCENT THING!!!!!! HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIS BROOKLYN DRONING OUT OF MY BRAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S KILLING ME SOFTLY !!!!!!!!!!!! ...
' OH, MALARKEY! STOP BEING A LIL' BITCH JANE! THIS ELECTION IS SUMTHIN' SERIOUS. PICK UP UR PANTIES NOW! ' hollered Joey Biden.
'Senator Hillary Rodham, this JANE PUBLIC THINKING blog needs people who are trustworthy. Blog contributors and constituents who we can believe and trust. Do you have anything at all to add to these complaints ?!?"
"NO," Hillary muttered. The blogosphere applauded and roared with delight. Salivating is an understatement. And Boehner aka weeper of the House is crying right now because his Highball glass is half empty, and not half full.
BTW Moment: Did anybody see the movie, 'SAVING PRIVATE RYAN...PAUL RYAN?' BYE.
BERNIE SAMPLE VOCAL SOUNDBITE:
