Jane had a dream last night that Alfred Hitchcock came to do a lecture. Hitchcock had faked his british accent for years and had a New JOISEY accent, proved it by doing a public rendition to the audience of his classic TV show "Alfred Hitchcock Presents...", and then showed everyone that his obesity had led to a foot amputation. Despite being an amputee, he was now a local New Jersey tennis champ and he had a bad hair dye job that he paid an assistant to touch up before running after missed tennis serves. Jane woke up before competing against Alfred. bye.