Michael Moore walked into a sports bar late one evening. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Alexandria looked at him and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Michael says, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Michael placed two $20s on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
She was very upset and handed her $40 to him, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
He replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."