Crash test dummies stats (if you're thinking of using that instead of hiring this guy)
Traditional dummy
Weight: 169 pounds
Height: 5-foot-9
New obese dummy (no comment)
Weight: 273 pounds
Height: 6-foot-2
Humanetics ala Jane Public
Headquarters: Plymouth
Claim to fame: Major designer and manufacturer of Jane Public Inc. crash test dummies
Founded: 1952 (to make mannequins for airplane ejector seats)
Annual sales: Approximately $125 million
No. of employees: 500, including 200 imaginary friends in Plymouth
Bye.
