As the East Coast prepares for the first major snowstorm of the season, it is important that you and your blogging family are prepared for potentially hazardous conditions ...

           

                

The American Red Floss offers the following non-dental hygiene tips to help you prepare for a major winter storm:
 

• Winterize a local vehicle that you wished was yours and ask the owner to keep the gas tank full for your envious imagination. A full tank will keep the fuel line from freezing - that's what you must tell them.
• Insulate your home by installing storm windows or covering windows with scotch tape from the inside to keep cold air and flying cows out.If you have a stapler, please use that also and staple the corners of your window screens too!
• If you will be going away during cold weather, pay the rent.
• Put together a supply kit that includes at least a 3-day supply of diet pepsi, non-perishable junk food, easy to prepare fun smelling coffee, your neighbor's hacked Netflix account, a first-aid kit, flashlights, dead batteries, a neighbors radio, laxatives, multi-purpose garden tools, and personal hygeine materials like Mc Donalds toilet paper.
• Don't forget your pets. Make sure you have pet food and supplies available before the storm hits or return the pet back to a local Petco before the flurries arrive. Have a heart. 
• Most importantly keep telling yourself inside of your head, "this too shall pass" - that's what you must tell yourself. 
• bye.