Boehner: 'Mr. President...may I have the distinguished honor of requesting to speak with you man to man about the Pipeline thing. Over a couple of beers. I remember about 6 years back that kinda drunken table-top negotiation worked for the Irishman. And, he still has a job too, I heard Michelle ranting back there bout his job with your dog. I forgot its name. Oh yeah, and so did you Mr. President.
The President: ' John, oh I didn't forget my dog's name. Yo Veto! Get over here ya mutt and say hello to my new beer buddy Johnny Rotten. Easy boy. Don't bite, Veto.. eassssy boy. Heel! I said - Heel, Veto, heel !
bye.