1) TIP OF THE DAY: When all else fails, hire yourself a Ninja Warrior.
2) TELL YOURSELF TODAY: OMG, what in the hell is Jane up to now.
3) FACT: Jane glued him (Ninja) to the ground to keep him from breaking into the nearby residential areas (the Ninja was outta control). Glad that the day is over because Jane now has a serious headache.
p.s. today I was seriously approached by two young couples who nervously asked me if I was Cris Angel, and if they could get my autograph and a picture quickly without disturbing me. ..Last month I was told by a restaurant that I looked like Steven Tyler. All I keep saying to myself is "where are all of my freakin' royalty checks going?"
bye Fu Manchu
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