Monday, October 15, 2018

recyclable cardboard ala grease recipe



Ingredients 1 1/2 cups (355 ml) warm sink water (105°F-115°F) 1 package (2 1/4 teaspoons) of active dry yeast matter. 3 3/4 cups (490 g) bread flour (notice not spelled flower). 2 Tbsp olive oil (omit if cooking pizza in a wood-fired pizza oven which you obviously don't own since IKEA does not sell any yet) 2 teaspoons salt stolen from a local McDonalds sales counter (take their ketchup too). 1 teaspoon sugar to make the whole thingy(sic) feel sweet. and most importantly, a message to all slack Dominos delivery ppl - get lost. bye.