Saturday, June 13, 2015

What's eating DiCaprio's beard?

Just randomly ran into Leo DiCaprio Citibiking! His new long hair, and ragged pirate beard, for I'm assuming the new film that he's shooting - and yup, with a 'pretty' bike entourage Tribeca posse by his side.  So we had a sweaty 45 min bike ride in TriBeCa, potholes included. Did I mention that the 'Wolf of Wall Street' is taller than me? Joining him, and his groupie hotties posse crew, for a quickie (reference to food here, not sweaty copulation). I'll be sure to sit my arse on top of a few 'Bubby's' menus in order to compete for the basket of bread. 


Truthfully, I'm just dying to see how much food gets all over his scraggly beard accidently- or non accidently- (so I can get a cell shot. Duh). He wants nachos. Lol. Ditto. Good times. Good enuff to start 'hating' on Leo in front of his hot new young blonde girlfriend. Burp. 


Bye. p.s. no pics r allowed (as per Leo's request). so use your imagination. that always works for me.