Day 2: The Recovery Stage.

Governor Cuomo called me last night at 4am and directly asked me to assist all of the broken down people in 'the pizza pie deprived community' that are suffering the terrible loss of the local pizza joint. 'The horror,' said Brando in that Vietnam disaster of a production flick. I feel that way today too, Marlon. My heart goes out to every last slice of pizza lost in this horror!  If only things could have gone differently on that hot sunny day that is now called , Yesterday…

 consoling the sad pizza delivery boy.

 Me crying my ass off  (left ). 

News reporters capturing my desperate attempts to heal in lieu of all of the leftovers. 

Goodbye. My love. My could-have-been slice. Bye.  And to the match that did this: Burn in hell you filthy bastard !!!