Thursday, June 11, 2015

American Film Institute mucus.

So I'm reading thru the AFI list of the 100 'greatest movies of all time' that was given to me yesterday and I'm trying to figure out when to blow my nose with it. Number 1 on the list was of course, 'Citizen Kane' (bane or pain would have been a better substitute for Kane). So sorry, yes, I will die never comprehending why film aficionados continue to huff and puff away about this utterly boring and ridiculous dumb 'movie.'  I could care less that Orsen dug holes into a wooden floor for certain shots. Does the film 'touch' the viewer - No. It does not. 'Pink Flamingos' should be high ranked on this list, just to spite the Institute's inability to break film history fallacy. What a boring list. 'Jaws' is about the only accurate thing on it. Not even Cassavetes is cited. Ok. Time to blow my nose now. And, I'll blow it a few long times. I'll blow it with a huff and a puff. And then, I'll flush this down the toilet. Bye.