It is so nice outside in Chicago, weirdo. You still need to wear a jacket? Steady and unexpected breezy. Dork! Ppl keep asking you for an autograph thinking that you are magician Criss Angel. Why not just go 'all out' and become a professional impersonator. Think about the $$$$$$$ . Dummy! Bye.
P.S. Planes, trains and automobiles don't serve free diet cokes anymore. You just gotta beg for it now. Woof. Woof, Woof!
