There has been a ghost in my room for two months trying to mess up my alarm clock and steal money from my wallet. I finally was able to capture this demon on film by borrowing a Polaroid camera and turning off the flash. I thought it was a lady. But tonight I found out it's some dead dude who's pissed off that I don't rinse out my recycables correctly. I'm calling him 'Ran' which is short for Rancid. Why? Bacause(typo) that's what Ran claims my problem is. My trash bag in the kitchen part of the house smells 'rancid'. Whatever. Go back to hell !! Bye.
