Friday, March 7, 2014

Shopping on Planet Pluto?


Claire's has the greatest frame selection on planet Earth. But there is no selection on planet Pluto. Wow. Really. Why? Well, Cuz Pluto is not a planet anymore. Really? Yeah. Duh. But it spins around the orbit like an eyeglass stand. Wow(i.e. wowzer). and Damn(of course, Jane should have passed that 7th grade science class now that he has absolute confirmation that Pluto was correctly identified as an inanimate object with serious boundary issues).
Things that make you go hmmmmmm. Like a tourist-trap t-shirt? Yeah. Like that.  I almost forgot bout that. 'Never forget.' To save. A buck $.  bye ( buy only when a sale hits).

$$$ MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. moron.idiot.cheap baboon.TGIF brutha.