"The "Affordable Care Act" has now excluded you Underwear-Is-Fun-2-Wear buffoon who squeezes into panties and bikini tights from getting any more annual prostate examinations ...HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ya shoulda read the fine print. Did you press something wrong on your batcave laptop when you signed up for your new Healthcare "policy" on our website? "Let me see what I can do for you Batman... umm, just call me your personalized nursey. Ya see, you rat with chicken wings, I got "full coverage" Batman cuz I was born in the black sands of Hawaii, at least dats what my Birth Record sayz, HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! No worries, I don't have PHOTOSHOP skillz, the paperwork was legit and screened by Pat Buchanan. Listen, spread open for Nurse Hatchet and let me see what I can do for you and your prostate problem sweetheart. You're not getting any younger and GOTHAM ain't no Swing State for the next time at the voting booth...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! By the way, I think your laptop has a virus now, and you have a wedgie, HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JUMPING JACKASSFLASH NUMBBALLSACKS!!!!! ROBIN!!! GET UR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! MY HEALTHCARE POLICY JUST DROPPED ALL OF US AT THE BATCAVE!! THE WHOLE "FAMILY PLAN" GONE TO SHAMBLES OVERNIGHT! ALFRED JUST GOT A DOUBLE HERNIA FROM THE STRESS OF IT ALL!!!! I KNEW I SHOULDA VOTED FOR THAT SPOILER RALPH NADER !!!!!! BOMBS AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BUDS FOR YOU SOCIALISTA!!!!! HERE'S TO YOUR FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUSTER RYHMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LYING PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE COMMUNITY ORGANIZING CHAIN SMOKIN' COMMIE BASTARD!!!! AND TELL YOUR WIFE THAT I HOPE I GET FAT!!!! MORBIDLY OBESE!- screamed Batman.
BatSONG DEDICATED TO THE PRETENDERS WHO FEEL OUR HEALTHCARE WILL BE SO PRECIOUS :
bye.
p.s. "I'm a Lenonist Batman, can't you see? The thing has to get worse before the thing gets better...BYE!- The Joker
