Hauser & Wirth's - Anna Maria Maiolino - opening night

      

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p.s. Jane, this is the sound of the snore of a man expressing his interest of the works selected for exhibition at this show …

A Fanatical Smile

Jane don't (inappropriate use of the English word 'Do Not') know who the hell this person is. Truly. Lord. Lordy.              Bye. 

But thanks for this pic. Nice teeth, I guess. Dentures? 

Or just a routine 6th month cleaning?

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CracKd Messy Good Smelly BetTer ?

This is what a broken container of cologne looks like (see image above). 

One cracKed stinkin 'mess ? (the answer is YES)

Not sure if the scent of the cracked spill made (past tense) a/THE/That long bus ride feel or smell any much better. (the answer is NO)

Bye.

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I like the fingers. Nice. 

and the egg spoke.

Using a colored egg for a screenplay's inspiration. This should be interesting. 

Bye. 

so much for that morning coffee :(

The lyric poem aesthetic.

The confessional Bostonian poet. Poetry that uses a relatively conversational style with tools employed to expose, confuse, and deceive in order to ultimately confess intimate and often painful details from the artist's own personal life.  A radical break from maudlin Modernism. 

- Robert Lowell (her intentionally misquoted professor)

JANE STREET

PRIVATE SELFIE PROPERTY ?? ? 

CBS 'Unforgettable' shoot / script drafts /on location

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Diced Sliced Vice.

The beginning stages of guacamole? 

Yes.

-Great job!

Stop thinking about using the oven again. It's scary.

and bye(buy ripe avocados next time you moronic fool. And take it easy with the lemon. Nice knife. .. but it's too Dull for you).

On ( in) location

Location site tests. Nice composition. I like the dark clouds.  Bye. 

work. work.work .

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'I can feel for the "constitutional indolence" of which you complain - for it is one of my own besetting sins. I am excessively slothful, and wonderfully industrious- by fits. There are epochs when any kind of mental exercise is torture, and when nothing yields me pleasure but solitary communion with the mountains and the woods.'

 - Poe writes to J. Lowell

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Nosey Smog Brunch singalong

'I just treated myself to lunch and it was nice to go outside and get some fresh polluted air,' said the NYC pedestrian to the street walker that was overheard by the Jane next to the empty trash can. 

bye. and maybe(boys and girls)tomorrow will be a brighter better morning!..

Pearl Paint has officially CLOSED FOR BUSINESS.
R.I.P. Pearl Paint.

Are you glad? or ... are ...

 , said Jane to the mirror.
   
  "nope." 

               

DEAR ABBY Jane, please help me find the answers for my deceased excel spreadsheet?

1) Dear Abby Jane, what are spreadsheets used for? Specifically, is there an actual hit list tab button available in Microsoft Excel? I'm not that savvy with Excel! Especially my bootlegged copy.

-- Ummm....'The spreadsheet was a necessity of modern political warfare, an improvement  on what old-school politicians called a 'favor file' it meant that when asks rolled in, she (Hillary not Jane) and Bill would have at their fingertips all the information needed to make a quick decision- including extenuating, mitigating, and amplifying factors- so that friends could be rewarded and enemies punished.'

2) Dear Abby Jane, if I am trying to find out if a real jerk that I once knew has died and the obituary section appears to be empty this week, what do I do next ?

-- Just wait. All good things come to those who wait...Patience is a virtue darling. 

*Dear precious readers, I hope that's answered your heartfelt questions. Take care of yourself! 

Bye. 

Jane Cum Laude.

The art of acquiring a Free Education.

Graduation Yearbook photo, 2014. 







bye.

A 'STILL LIFE' HAPPY EASTER display

Created 4 Jane's dear 'PUBLIC'... 

HAPPY EASTER.

bye.

A chalk walk prophet in 'underwear that's fun to wear?'

    'Change occurs when the pain becomes greater than the fear of change itself.' 

'Fear does not stop death. It stops life.' - chalked the sidewalk prophet.

         

Meet the prophet(snapshot above). He's right up there in his green underwear. So much for conquering fear, Jane. And you thought you had to do this week's laundry. Lord have mercy, on all of us. Happy Easter Jane...at least he's wearing polka dot green. I wonder how many eggs the Easter Bunny is planning on leavin' this guy. bye.

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The World Looks Upside Down -Sour for the Hulluvit.

True, my eye focal lenses do appear to be upside down.

But life does require multi-strategic viewing settings.

    

"What??"

Basically, when life hands(serves) to you a lemon... 

don 't make lemonade out of it  ...why bother wasting your time with that. 

(Never give any Sourpuss that pleasure). 

Just suck it up (the lemon, that is). 

In the end, it always ends up tasting better that way. 

trust me . 

p.s. Most importantly, you have the great opportunity to spit out all of the pits that way. "Payback's a beeeyotch," said the flying pit.  bye.

p.s.s. Jane, don't drool any citric acid on the lens while you rant your nonsense. And go shave. Seriously. Thanks.

    

  TRI-X deserts/dunes/terrain location_scouting + tests .. .

    

And The Death Toll Keeps Rising...

r.i.p. Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
bye :(

                

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Artists in NYC, sadly Pearl Paint is closing. 45% off everything (some seventy-five percent off)-- TOMORROW IS LAST DAY. They still have a ton of stuff (remember FIVE FLOORS!).

Or, have an artist you know and love who could use some new supplies? If you can afford it, surprise them with some spending cash and a trip to Canal St. It will change their world for the next months. depressing bye . 

:(

Cellphone Bronx Pole 'Selfie'

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