I didn't follow the instruction manual correctly and I obviously screwed up with my new 'selfie stick.' Im pissed. I'm supposed to be the one wearing the reading glasses, but I swear I didn't have that red sweater on when I took the shot! I donated that sweater to that Jerry Lewis Foundation show that I saw on cableTV, too. Unless I'm imagining things, wtf. Seriously, Lord have mercy. That actually looks like my imaginary sister, Clifford. This is nuts.
And so much for saving the $49 bucks. Kickin' myself in the ass now! Geez. Bye.
