This thing just makes me wanna litter even more. Dumbo, you made my day (as Jane Public crushes a can of Diet Coke and throws it across the room). Hell yeah, I'm a tree hugger! 'This buds on me. Catch this curveball, Mr. Barnum and Bailey!' And to hell with recycling, and far as my as*h@&*e landlord is concerned - EAT ME! I have bigger fish to fry, busta! bye!
GARBAGE DUMP - written and performed by C. M.
