The shitr(sic) is red. Not pink. Why? Well idiot, red is the color of blood and rubies and is at the very end of the visible spectrum next to orange. And that's true, I willl(sic again) never wear an orange shirt. Even if you paid me. Why? Well moron, red is the color of blood and has historically been associated with sacrifice and courage. Listen. I take that back. If you paid me to wear an orange shirt. I'd probably wear it. Screw it. I'm easy. Bye
