"Have A Nice Day," said the Toys R Us pillow.

Bye (buy me).

Because you are now programmed to watch, CARRIE tonite. And then you will press on your temples very hard...

and you will then concentrate spellbound to make your kitchen sink dishes clean- with your mind (you pig)...

and then you will wish-wash, upon my command, that you would have had guts to blow $6.00 this afternoon (you cheapskate)...

at that toystore and had purchased (or levitated) the damn ridiculous comfy smiley orange cartoon pillow...

so that you could have rested your cheapskate shamed face into a deep sleep trying Telekinesis another day of the week. Why? Because now you just gave yourself a migraine trying to move furniture around the house by thinking too hard about it. Moron. Stop taking things so seriously.

THE END.

Above is a Man Ray photogram of Robert Desnos experiencing a narcoleptic telekinesis "can't move any of your apartment furniture with my mind" CARRIE movie attack in André Breton’s studio, 1922. This was Man Ray's photogram of that exhausting moment. "Keep on trying," he said. "Just keep on trying. Jane did it in 2013."   bye.