The Judicial District # 9 don't sign autographs.

- 'a what?'

'An imputation of malpractice,' said the lawyer.'

- ' Thanks. ' 

'No problem. Good luck.'

P.S. Fact : Shirley Temple used to believe in Santa Claus until she sat on his lap and he asked her for her autograph. No lawyers were present during that childhood trauma, only semi empty holiday stockings filled with expired gift cards, cheap lollipops and discounts for private submarine ships designed for doing all sleaze bucket list business 'under the radar.'

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bye at 30 knots: The knot /nɒt/ is a unit of speed equal to one nautical mile per hour, approximately 1.151 mph. This is not faster than a speeding bullet, but much faster than an effective malpractice suit. Nothing better than watching a professional black eye done in slow-motion. Bam!