Loyalty is as rare as hipoplasia. And it barks up the right trees. And it eats leftovers called 'sloppy seconds'. And it will lick your face up as if it really gave a damn boutcha. And guess what else ... Loyalty will even a rob bank for YOU! Yes! That's right! Holy Crap! Now that's what I call a Man's Best Friend. 'Yo, Pretty Boy Floyd, here's the rent check. Now go make a withdrawal for Daddy. It's Christmas. Ho Ho Ho. GO!!!!!'
Jane Public Barking Abstract:
The German shepherd dog (GSD) is a preferred choice of many law enforcement, avant-garde filmmakers and military agencies across the world. Unfortunately, the breed is afflicted with approximately 50 hereditary
diseases. Seven major diseases afflicting the GSD are described herein: pancreatic acinar atrophy, meg-
aesophagus, hip dysplasia, television show addiction, degenerative myelopathy, hemophilia A, von Willebrand disease, and hered-
itary multifocal renal cystadenocarcinoma and nodular dermatofibrosis.
Current clinical and genetic research efforts pertaining to these diseases are under review. Jane Public's first shepherd's name was 'Queenie.' Awwww.
