The dead bear hug.

The cassette stopped playing the 'Thompson Twins' side A.

'Can I please borrow your pull-down movie screen Friday?'

' No!' screamed Teddy.

' But why not?'

'Cuz your such a film elitist!'

'No I'm not!  I'm just weird!  Oh, you know what. Just go to hell!!!'

The End.


The Duracell battery died too.
And cuddle was an imaginary impossibility.

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