Wednesday, June 4, 2014

(Jump)Cutting With Flying Objects



Practicing the power of mind over matter control gives severe headaches. So does improvisational real-life acting merit a nice big bottle of Bayer aspirin? Jane wondered/s. 
For those folks without any formal live performance training in Acting(i.e. the core essence of The Human Experience 101), life can be a real bitch. 
So the 'sloth' JUMP CUT edit as a structural device employing a total disregard for the 30 degree rule is the closest thing Jane, as a life editor, has ever gotten at making any of life's disappointing acts spontaneously disappear or combust .. .
 Ouch.The horror! Like Carrie said to her Prom dress, "Look out for the pig's blood baby, cuz in my mind- life is just one big scary mess. You got any more aspirin Ma'...after you stop prayin' for me in the closet? really Ma' ya shoulda just taken up editing instead of sewing. You'd be far less nutso." 
Calm. Telekinesis. They work well together every time. bye.