Hurricane Sandy has allowed local government to expand its grip on its citizens. Right when you thought leaks (meaning water pipe leaks, Not National Security leaks) was gonna be the nasty problem.
Duh. Bye.

And here are some real ways you can safely aid anyone affected by Sandy if you feel like it:

Volunteer
https://recovers.org/

Food banks
http://feedingamerica.org/foodbank-results.aspx

Emergency supplies
http://www.redcross.org/support

http://feedingamerica.org/press-room/press-releases/hurricane-sandy.aspx
https://donate.salvationarmyusa.org/disaster
http://www.americares.org/newsroom/news/hurricane-sandy-emergency-outreach-update-1029.html
http://www.philabundance.org/take-action/volunteer/
http://www.directrelief.org/tag/hurricane-sandy/

Donate blood
http://www.redcrossblood.org/
http://www.nybc.org/index.jsp

Clean up
http://spvolunteernetwork.org/projects/hurricane-sandy-response.aspx
http://teamrubiconusa.org/breaking-news-team-rubicon-picks-a-fight-with-sandy/

 HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS

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