"Have A Nice Day," said the Toys R Us pillow.

Bye (buy me).

Because you are now programmed to watch, CARRIE tonite. And then you will press on your temples very hard...

and you will then concentrate spellbound to make your kitchen sink dishes clean- with your mind (you pig)...

and then you will wish-wash, upon my command, that you would have had guts to blow $6.00 this afternoon (you cheapskate)...

at that toystore and had purchased (or levitated) the damn ridiculous comfy smiley orange cartoon pillow...

so that you could have rested your cheapskate shamed face into a deep sleep trying Telekinesis another day of the week. Why? Because now you just gave yourself a migraine trying to move furniture around the house by thinking too hard about it. Moron. Stop taking things so seriously.

THE END.

Above is a Man Ray photogram of Robert Desnos experiencing a narcoleptic telekinesis "can't move any of your apartment furniture with my mind" CARRIE movie attack in André Breton’s studio, 1922. This was Man Ray's photogram of that exhausting moment. "Keep on trying," he said. "Just keep on trying. Jane did it in 2013."   bye.

Negatives de-stored & a BeastieBoy park inauguration

Filmmakers who still have negatives stored at DuArt:
I've just learned that DuArt is reorganizing its space and needs to have all filmmakers
who have negatives stored in the vault retrieve them or arrange for them to be moved to an archive.  Outstanding storage fees can be negotiated. Outstanding work...cannot  :(

p.s. Today "Adam Yauch Park" has been declared a reality in New York City! http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/adam-yauch-park-dedicated-in-brooklyn-20130503

p.s.s. it will be quite ironic when they kick the skaters outtaa this park soon, huh. good point Jane! go to sleep now. ok? ok. will do. byebye.

The Park Avenue - film screening fundraiser ...

...who landed at a Park Avenue North address instead of a Park Avenue South address. Zero parking anywhere. 30 minutes late and fashionably so. But wait, there was Good News after all...the hustler's mobile battery had enough juice i.e. fully charged and got a great cell-fone (sic) pic at this wrong address prior to the film screening. God Bless America. And God Bless Jane Public. And God Bless a good fundraiser. And God Bless Jane Public's film, MISSING GREEN that screened to a packed room. and God Bless You (even if you didn't show up, duh). bye .

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Filmmakers Carolee Schneemann and Joey Huertas aka Jane Public

Special thanks to Lili and MM

actress Glenn Close and Carolee Schneemann

 Schneemann's works have been associated with a variety of art classifications including Fluxus, Neo-Dada, the Beat Generation, and happenings. Carolee Schneemann (born October 12, 1939) is an American visual artist, known for her discourses on the body. She received a B.A. from Bard College and an M.F.A. from the University of Illinois. Her work is primarily characterized by research into visual traditions, taboos, and the body of the individual in relationship to social bodies. Her works have been shown at the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art, the New York Museum of Modern Art, and the London National Film Theatre. Schneemann has taught at several universities, including the California Institute of the Arts, the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, Hunter College, and Rutgers University, where she was the first female art professor hired. Additionally, she has published widely, producing works such as Cézanne, She Was a Great Painter (1976) and More than Meat Joy: Performance Works and Selected Writings (1997).

Watchin',  "The Dish and the Spoon."   With Greta Gerwig.


Bye.
p.s. military admit 100 prisoners on hunger strike at Guantanamo Bay. these fun stickers have absolutely nothing to do with that tragic fact. bye. wow. WTF. ok. bye again.

PEACEFUL PROTESTS photography series 2013

All photography by Joey Huertas. 
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CCA Centre for Contemporary Arts, UK Glasgow, Scotland film screening

CCA  Glasgow Scotland , UK  Joey Huertas , film screening 2013 

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shock and awe by John Carpenter's call

This morning legendary filmmaker John Carpenter and his agent called me urging to create and shoot a character performance for their upcoming, HALLOWEEN re-make. They want me bad.

Carpenter wants me to play the town nerdy Walmart register guy who get killed by Michael Myers first. Michael terrorizes the store after purchasing his mask. My character forgot to put a price tag on the mask. Michael gets upset. He finishes me off on top of the cash register tabloid magazine rack. Fingers crossed. I really want the part.  I'm dying to get this part (no pun intended). Below is a still image from my tape/reel.  My character's name is Pauly. Bye...

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The Honoree sandwich

yesterday I ate a pastrami sandwich as an official awarded "Honoree." Was a good sandwhich. ..

p.s. also then watched the documentary film, "The End" too...

THE END is a profound and moving chronicle of five hospice patients and their families as they experience the end of life. Featuring intimate footage shot by the families themselves, as well as compelling footage of the hospice staff that tends to them, these five stories are by turns honest, humorous and heartbreaking. By capturing the dying process in its rich emotional complexity, THE END is one of the most powerful films ever made about the final stages of life.

Discussion about the history and sale of artists' film and video as limited editions on the art market.


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to see the unseen(scene)

"seen" coffee reading concerning "unseen" cinema.  damn. wowzy. bye (meaning BUY meaning PURCHASE $)

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My broken finger (that hurts). Bye.

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...experience interviews with directors & Q and A's on livestream.com (an app is available for ur smartphone, not ur smartDRONE). If you feel that a virus has entered into your computer after downloading the new app please consider protecting your property with a female Bigfoot.  bye.

Never judge a book by its cover

98 year old Dobri Dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes to the city of Sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

Though a well known fixture around several of the city’s churches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying Bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.



p.s. 
Stanley Kubrick was born and raised in The Bronx. I am not sure if he ever donated any money towards blizzard haunted hotel renovations causing cabin fever to Jack Nicholson...

bye.

New Bipartisan Gun Laws defeated in the Senate. Unreal.

not sure what's taking so long. weird. 

their politics are scarier than the guns.